... and it only took me ... ahem ... 335 weeks.
Ta-dah ... I removed the empty Oasis bottle next to Cliff's side of the bed.
But not before I filled it with Ribena, and drank from it, ensuring that my lips touched every millimetre of the circumference of the rim.
Then I wondered if I had just destroyed the last of his DNA - my last chance to have him cloned.
And finally I regained my lucidity and lobbed it in the trash.
Now ... can I remove the bowl, knife and plate?